Of Mothers and Motherhood

triple time out


And just for fun, I thought I'd share some interesting quotes i found on Good Reads.

Read on.  Kill a few minutes of your time, nod in agreement, and laugh out loud.  Just don't drop the wine.

J.D. Salinger“Mothers are all slightly insane.” ― J.D. SalingerThe Catcher in the Rye

Milton Berle“If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands?” ― Milton Berle

Rebecca Woolf“Thus far the mighty mystery of motherhood is this: How is it that doing it all feels like nothing is ever getting done.” ― Rebecca Woolf

Anne Morrow Lindbergh“by and large,mothers and house wives are the only workers who do not have regular time off.They are the great vacationless class” ― Anne Morrow Lindbergh

Claudine Wolk“[On visitors after having a new baby...] "Put a lock on the door, barricade it if you have to. No one gets past that front door unless they come bearing one of two things: food or cleaning products!” ― Claudine WolkIt Gets Easier!: ...and Other Lies We Tell New Mothers

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  1. LOL -- I have a picture like that.
    they are leaned up against hubby's police cruiser - haha.

    love the quotes and yeah....why don't we have an extra hand AND eyes in the back of our heads by now?

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  2. @rorybore, you mean you don't have eyes in the back of your head? My mom did...

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  3. my mom said that my little brother used to think she really did have eyes in the back of her head AND ESP! haha. he didn't know that she was just watched him outside the classroom window for a little bit, then afterschool, she pretended to "guess" what he did - in detail - at school that day. she totally got him! ahahahahaha!

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